[ eeexcellent ]
this from: So You've Decided to be Evil... although. I guess I shouldn't really reveal it. hmm. Ah well. Maybe it's more like a job offer. "Experienced Evil-Doers Wanted: world dom. startup-- $10/hr, competitive health package, see our corporate mission below..."
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, amazed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you. |
