[ Re: New Regional Manager! ]
Dear Negative Temperatures,
Although you probably couldn't tell what I was thinking beneath my hat, scarf, mittens, and three-hundred-and-twenty-seven layers of sweaters and shirts, it was a pleasure to meet you this morning. I've heard so much about you, and I hope you weren't offended by the music I had playing. Sometimes I just like to listen to some Calypso or Reggae or Bossa Nova. It's not at all to say that I wish it were warmer! It's just what I happened to have on my ipod... lol!
Anyway, I'm really glad that you're taking over this whole weather situation for a while. The guy who was in charge before was so indecisive! If I may make a suggestion, though - you should rethink your approach when it comes to meeting people. I mean, you come rushing out over this frozen lake, howling like some sort of demon. Does that really work on anyone? I can't imagine you're making a lot of friends with that kind of attitude. But, what do I know? It's good to have you on board!
See you tomorrow,
Bob "Freezy Feet" Johnson
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> Hi Chicago-North Sales Team,
>
> I've already met some of you, but I wanted to make sure that
> I didn't leave anyone out. My name's Negative Temperatures
> (yeah, I know, it's Polish). I'll be the Regional Manager for
> the next few months. I'm really excited about working with you
> all.
>
> Let me know if there's anything I can help you with. My door
> is always open!
>
> Negative
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